Caught urinating in the street, she then starts shouting (and gets hit)

Welcome to today's cheerful column: "Breakfast and mayhem in Toronto". A woman with a disconcerting manner set the Six Donuts sign on fire, shattering the image of the peaceful Canadian. From urine to profanity to racial slurs, her recital had all the makings of a nightmare scenario. So the next time you think only Americans know how to make noise, remember that our neighbors to the north also have their champions of cacophony. Quite a breakfast, isn't it?